1. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
  2. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
  3. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have beer on your breath.
  4. You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
  5. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
  6. Hangovers go away.
  7. When you're finished with a beer, the bottle is still worth 5p.
  8. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
  9. A beer always goes down easy.
  10. You can share a beer with your friends.
  11. Beer is always wet.
  12. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
  13. A frigid beer is a good beer.
  14. You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty.
  15. You can enjoy a beer all month round.

True-er words were never spoken!