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Marradonna. Look at the size of him. What has gone on there? And here's Marradonna's fat along with Vanessa's fat. Who's the hardest?
We have a winner! Same old pair of jeans. What a surprise!
Tyson going mad in a jewellers. Worthers does something entertaining.