discovered his jumper had a loose strand of wool, so he starting to unravel
it. He ended up sending Will on a tour of London, continually unravelling
his jumper, so Chris ended up doing the rest of the show, only wearing half
where Cedric passes a topical view on the world.
Will has a long fuse, but when he blows, he really blows. So to illustrate
this Chris got a long fuse, and trailed it out of the window, into a large
cake. The fuse was lit, and shortly after, the cake exploded. What a mess!
cures ill animals - without any qualifications!
wooden woodpecker, who slides down a pole, whilst pecking away. Chris and
Will both have one, and once spent ages in one show racing them!
Wooden Bird Song
for people with freaky talents (usally able to contort their bodies in some
strange manner, the best one EVER, being the guy who could turn his stomach
into an elephant!) to show themselves to the nation!
who are fat, who look like famous people.
where Chris reads out viewers letters.
It's Your Letters Song
for the uglier side of the male population. Started off as a joke, with Del,
an actor, playing the first ugly bloke, but soon got people writing in to
appear, so it became a regular feature.
Ugly Bloke Song
where the country's hard workers are asked to remove their maseev heeds, and
show us their faces.
Your Letters Chart
top "It's Your Letters" songs.
Left Baby Right. Which way will the baby go? To the left, or to the right?
where Will shows us some little tricks which we can use to impress our mates
down the pub.
of a very large (not ickle!) fan, to determine whether people are wearing
wigs. (Or not!)
little raised corner in Chris's dressing room, on which the cast of shows,
musicals and bands perform their big production on this, the worlds smallest
Now in my opinion, it's
the features that make the show as great as it is. Here are some of the best
of ten pin bowling balls to smash mirrors on Friday the 13th. The reason? "Friday
the 13th, you don't scare us"
look like Wiiiiiiiiillllll!
Up Dull TV
liven up dull TV shows, like snooker, with comedy sound effects on the balls,
or Right to Reply, with naked trampolining women in the background.
slot where the team remove their clothes to celebrate the weekend.