This is the questionnaire. Your response will allow me to make my pages even more entertaining. And if you answer the silly questions, I can have a laugh at your expense!

Part 1 - About You


Your name :

Your Email address :

Are You :
Male
Female
Not Sure

How would you describe your sense of humour?
How old are you?


Part 2 - General Stuff


How clever are you :
Stupid
Average
Intelligent
An Ameoba

What is your brain made up of?

Are you Geoffrey from Rainbow in disguise?
Yes
No

What's the meaning of life? (I think it's 42!)


Part 3 - Jokes


Roughly how many jokes do you know?

Tell me one of them!!!!

Part 4 - Me and my site


What do you think of my site?

Tell me how I can improve it.

Do you like me?

Tell me how I can improve myself.


Part 5 - Your question


Is there anything you would like to ask me...

I have fulfilled your every demand.
Whoops! I screwed up!


Thanks very much for filling this in. Much appreciated!!!!!
I will answer your question on the feedback page.

Can I go now please?